You know you are one of those people–settled comfortably on your couch, with a beverage in hand, complaining about what’s on TV. You yammer non-stop about the news–this is missing, you carp and that is missing, you say. But you know what- you are right.
There is nothing to watch on entertainment TV except American Idol (Posh Spice looks increasingly like an insect from outer space) and Jersey Shore (I dare you to judge me.) and the news is-pardon my French- full of crap. And it doesn’t matter what country you are in-news sucks.
So as a tribute to all the crappy bulletins out there and as a shoutout to all those of you who slave in an unforgiving, ungrateful industry that causes rapid aging, heartburn and wrinkles –here’s our loving tribute. A (very) generic newscast- because new should be fair, unbiased and generic. Enjoy.
