Wotay! It’s been more than a few days since the Jesus Tablet hit the market and I am pretty sure you are all tired of the reviews by now.
I got my paws on the Apple iPad a few days ago and quite liked it. But then again, I don’t have an iPhone and don’t see any reason why anyone with an iPhone might actually want to get an iPad. The latter being just a giant version of the iPhone. Except, as everybody knows by now, you can’t call using your iPad (The designers decided against it, I am told, because you would look idiotic if you held up an iPad to your face to make a call. Hah. [false fact, do not believe])
Anyhoo, the internet apparently is just full of rage videos–Apple haters and obvious attention seekers who have taken brand new iPads and destroyed them in various ways.
One person swung a golf club into his iPad (Guy, not Girl. Elin Nordegren- sit down), another fella bashed a baseball bat into it while another guy plopped the phone into a blender to see what happens.
Totally ridiculous.
All of them attention seekers, no doubt. So, here you go–lets indulge them and look at their videos, after all, they did spend hundreds of dollars for this brief moment of infamy, before they flicker into nothingness.
The first video, is PC World’s senior editor, Tim Moynihan, who is putting his iPad through a stress test.
19-year old Justin Kocott will forever live on in infamy as the douchebag who broke the iPad. There! We hope he puts THAT in his grad school application.
Want to see what happens to an iPad when you plop it into a blender? As Blendtec showed us in this helpful video–it turns into chunky dust. Bad for the iPad, good for the blender sales.
